NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:

• The water-proof towel
• Glow in the dark sunglasses
• Solar powered flashlight
• Submarine screen door
• A book on how to read
• Inflatable dart board
• A dictionary index
• Powdered water
• Pedal powered wheel chair
• Water proof tea bags
• Zero proof alcohol
• Reusable ice cubes
• Skinless bananas
• Do it yourself road map 

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